me: gosh! if killing people is legal, I definitely am trying to kill someone today.
friend: siapakah ityu?
me: you-know-who. lady voldemort
friend: her?
me: I'm gonna tie her up
friend: she is the daughter of voldemort
me: hang her upside down
me: slice her
me: sprinkle some lemon on her wounds
me: put metallica on the speaker
friend: and then?
me: full volume
me: and watch her die
friend: lempar ke tumpukan ular?
me: nope
me: terlalu cepet mati
me: I want her to die very slowly
me: painful death
me: a slow painful death
me: she'll beg me to just kill her
friend: and u'll enjoy each and every moment
me: hell yeah! gonna tape it and put it on youtube. well... bakal diapus ama youtube sih... but I'm gonna upload it anyway
friend: multiply
friend: my space
me: hell yea. everywhere.
friend: u know
friend: aku jadi inget
me: or...
friend: america's funny home video
me: seperti film terbarunya diane lane nih
friend: kirimin kesitu aja
me: aku lupa judulnya
me: I'm gonna upload it on the net
me: that everyone who's logging in will help me kill her
me: everytime ppl view the website, it's just gonna make her suffer more
me: thats cool

*laughing maniacally*

naaaah... don't take it seriously, ppl!